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If a character tells her to "COOL IT" she will get agitated and throw them into her cauldron. This will cause their body to become a skeleton. The effected character has their Dexterity rise 1 level but their Vitality drops to 1 meaning any single bit of damage will kill them.

When recruited as a party member, she will have 3 slots, and 2 of them are occupied by her Witch's Broom and her Uzi. Her empty-handed attack is a claw.

Encounter Text

Upon Encounter

You're disturbing this witch from doing witch activities.

YOU CAN BOTHER ME ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, I'M BUSY WITH MY WITCH ACTIVITIES!

[Character] tells her to COOL IT

[Character] tells the witch trader to COOL IT. ALSO, NICE CAULDRON! NOT!

The witch seizes [Name]. MAKE FUN OF THE WITCH'S BREW? GET THROWN IN THE WITCH'S STEW!!

The witch throws [Name] in the cauldron! [Name] - MAX HEALTH REDUCED TO 1

It should be noted that the maxed out COOL IT!!! makes no difference to the witch. The consequence is the same.

W1

Screencap that proves that you don't die after asking about her cauldron

Ask about Cauldron

[Name] asks the witch about her cauldron. YOU CAN DRINK FROM IT IF YOU WANT! IT'S VERY POISONOUS.

Recruit Witch for 20 food

The group bribes the witch into joining the team! CAN I BRING MY CAULDRON WITH ME?

Black Cat for 13 food

The group buys a BLACK CAT... WELL, I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE HAVING A PET!

Witch's Broom for 5 food

The group buys a Witch's Broom! THIS BROOM HAS BEEN INFUSED WITH THE POWER OF BLACK MAGIC, SO IT SWEEPS TWICE AS GOOD AS A NORMAL BROOM!

Once done

The witch cackles and then tells the group to go away.

Epilogue

Witch built a really cool gingerbread house.

Special Abilities

The witch's unarmed attack is claw which does more damage than standard attacks, similar to Cats.

Trivia

  • No stats are revealed upon recruitment but the Witch will always have 0 Loyalty, composure,and Attitude.
    • The only benefit is the Witch comes with 5 medical which makes her a decent medic straight away.
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