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Twinkie Truckin is a common driving event in Death Road to Canada.

Event Text[]

There's a Twinkie truck on the road. It's upside down, and the door to the back is locked tight. The group salivates about the bounty of processed corn syrup that must be inside.

  • Ignore it for health reasons
  • [Highest Mechanical Character] tries to jimmy it open
  • [Highest Strength Character] smashes it with something heavy
  • [Highest Shooting Character] shoots the lock

Results[]

Twinkie truckin

Twinkies!!!!!

Ignore it for health reasons[]

  • Event ends, nothing happens

Jimmy the lock[]

[Character] starts messing with the lock.

High Mechanical (5 or higher)[]

It's no problem for him/her to get open.

The group collects the twinkies that weren't all smashed up and raided by ants after the truck flipped.

Mechanical roll succeeds[]

It takes a little bit, but eventually the lock snaps open.

The group collects the twinkies that weren't all smashed up and raided by ants after the truck flipped.

  • [Character] +1 Mechanical
  • [Character] Mechanical revealed
  • +8 Food

Mechanical roll fails[]

He/she gets nowhere, and gives up in frustration.

  • [Character] -1 Morale
  • [Character] Mechanical revealed

Smash the lock[]

If human: [Character] finds a big rock and then swings hard at the lock.
If animal: [Character] starts chomping on the lock.

High Strength (5 or higher)[]

WHAAAAAAM! The lock shatters.

The group collects the twinkies that weren't all smashed up and raided by ants after the truck flipped.

  • +8 Food

Strength roll succeeds[]

The lock breaks!

The group collects the twinkies that weren't all smashed up and raided by ants after the truck flipped.

  • [Character] +1 Strength
  • [Character] Strength revealed
  • +8 Food

Strength roll fails[]

If human: [Character] ends up smashing his/her hand up pretty bad instead of getting the truck open!
If animal: [Character] messes up his/her teeth against the solid metal!

  • [Character] -1 Health (non-lethal)
  • [Character] -1 Strength
  • [Character] Strength revealed

Shoot the lock[]

[Character] takes aim at the lock on the back of the truck.

High Shooting (5 or higher)[]

Perfect shot! The latch pops open.

The group collects the twinkies that weren't all smashed up and raided by ants after the truck flipped.

  • +8 Food

Shooting roll succeeds[]

He/she manages to make the shot, destroying the lock.

The group collects the twinkies that weren't all smashed up and raided by ants after the truck flipped.

  • [Character] +1 Shooting
  • [Character] Shooting revealed
  • +8 Food

Shooting roll fails[]

The shot misses and goes through the back.

Sparks from the bullet ignite the EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE goo inside. The truck is consumed by a huge explosion!

  • [Character] -1 Health (non-lethal)
  • [Character] Shooting revealed
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