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True Despair is an Driving Event in Death Road to Canada. The party has the chance to gain a large amount of food, at the risk of permanently damaging a member's morale.

Event text

As the group searches an abandoned house, a miracle happens. They find a government ration box, unopened.

To their HORROR, it turns out there is a dog poop sitting RIGHT ON THE HANDLE of the supply box. There is no way to open it without touching the poo.

This could be the biggest challenge, yet!

  • No Way, Gross, Ignore It
  • Have someone open it

Results

No Way, Gross, Ignore it

The group ignores the supply box and all the food inside of it.

They find a couple cans of food while searching the rest of the house, but must wonder what they missed.

  • +2-3 food


Have someone open it

Who should open the crate?

WARNING: THIS IS REALLY GROSS

THERE IS DOG POO ON THE CRATE

THIS COULD BE A BIG DEAL

**For most party members**

[Character] tries to nudge the poo off the box with a piece of wood, but it goes HORRIBLY wrong. They get grossed out pretty bad!

This is, by far, the worst thing to happen to [Character] in the zombie apocalypse. They will never, ever be the same.

  • [Character] -3 Morale (PERMANENT)
  • +15-20 food

**If character has a tree branch**

Every child knows that the only surefire way to move a piece of dog poo is to use a stick from a tree branch. It's nature's perfect poop remover.

You channeled your sense of whimsy and child-like wonder to triumph over this dangerous situation.

Congratulations!

YOU'VE FOUND THE TRUE ENDING TO DEATH ROAD TO CANADA!

  • No penalty
  • +15-20 food

**If character has the Oblivious Trait**

[Character] opens up the supply box. What was the big deal?
  He/She never noticed the dog poo.

  • Every other party member -2 Morale
  • +15-20 food

**If character has the Friend of Dog Perk**

[Character] loves dogs, and is no stranger to picking up dog poop and putting it in a plastic bag.
  In fact, doing so reminds [Character] of civilization. Feeling that warmth in your hand, feeling alive!

  • +15-20 food
  • [Character] +2 Morale

**If character is a dog**

The dog poop mysteriously disappears before [Character] nudges the box open!

[Character] looks really guilty.

  • +15-20 food
  • [Character] Morale -1

**If character is a goat**

  • +15-20 food

**If character has a high attitude**

[Character] attempts to keep up a positive attitude. One day, [Character] will be able to look at this and laugh. But not today.

  • +15-20 food
  • [Character] -2 Morale (not permanent)

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