The I.T.B.A.B.Y.J.P is a "mini event" activated by using the olympic weight found in Strength and Fitness Gyms and Gym Apartments.
Event Text[]
There is a fully loaded olympic weight set here. The amount of weight on it can be adjusted down to a less hernia-causing amount.
Party leader is an animal[]
Unfortunately, olympic weightlifting really isn't designed to work with [name]'s body.
Party leader is alone[]
With no one nearby to watch out for zombies, it might be dangerous to get a workout in.
Otherwise[]
[Name] considers taking a break to get some strength traning in as [he/she] is guarded.
- Lift light weight
- Lift heavy weight
- Lift massive weight
- Leave it for now
Results[]
Lift light weight[]
[Name] takes off most of the weight from the barbell and then starts PUMPING IRON with the mostly empty bar.
Character has less than 2 strength[]
It's still a great workout for [him/her]. And nothing is broken or ruptured in the process!
- [Character] +1 Strength
- [Character] Strength revealed
Character has 2 or more strength[]
It just wasn't enough weight to really do anything. The zombies weren't impressed, either.
- [Character] Strength revealed
Lift heavy weight[]
[Name] takes off some weight from the barbell, but not so much that [he/she] can't GET SUPER PUMPED.
Character has less than 2 strength[]
That was too much weight! [He/she] hears something in [his/her] body make a funny snapping sound.
- [Character] -1 Health (lethal)
- [Character] Strength revealed
Character has between 2-4 strength[]
[He/she] makes a lot of strained grunting noises as that bar gets lifted. What a workout!
- [Character] +1 Strength
- [Character] Strength revealed
Character has more than 4 strength[]
[Character] was disappointed with the workout. [He/she] will have to push [him/her]self more in the future.
- [Character] Strength revealed
Lift massive weight[]
[Character] attempts to lift the ridiculously overloaded barbell.
IF THE BAR AIN'T BENDING YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING
Character has less than 5 Strength[]
Trying to lift that was a catastrophically bad idea! [Name] feels something in [his/her] body explode.
- [Character] -2 Health(lethal)
- [Character] Strength revealed
Character has 5 or more Strength[]
[He/she] lifts it, though [his/her] eyes almost pop out of [his/her] head.
- [Character] +1 Strength
- [Character] +1 Morale
- [Character] Strength revealed
After training[]
An hour passed during that impromptu workout session.
If character was alone[]
There was no one around to defend [name] during the workout, so [he/she] had to fend off zombies between reps. Watch out!
- 6-11 zombies spawn in the room
If character died in the process[]
[Name] dies from this weightlifting mishap.
Attempt to use equipment again after training[]
This gym equipment is all covered in sweat now! No way is [name] touching it.
Trivia[]
- The olympic weight can be destroyed (similar to furniture) and will prevent interaction upon breaking.
- I.T.B.A.B.Y.J.P. is an initialism meaning "IF THE BAR AIN'T BENDING YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING", as seen in the result text of a successful lifting of the heavy weight.