About[]
G*rf is a recruitable Rare Character that is found while driving in a random Event or during the Halloween SCARETACULAR event. He is based on Garfield, an anthropomorphic orange tabby cat which is the main character of the eponymous popular comic series which has been running since 1978.
G*rf himself is a mascot in a Cat costume. When the party encounters him, he is still and motionless, suddenly popping into life as they approach screaming how he "Hates Mondays!"
When G*rf is recruited, his Strength, Fitness, and Attitude are revealed. His Attitude will always be '0'; however, his Strength and Fitness are randomized between 0 and 1.
His name appears in-game as 'G***'.
Encounter Text[]
Upon Encounter[]
The group is scavenging through a restaurant, finding nothing. [Character] discovers a deflated, filthy life-sized mascot character against one of the walls.
Suddenly, the mascot moves and screams:
I FREAKING HATE MONDAYS
[Character] almost passes out from surprise.
Upon Recruitment[]
G*** says something but it's too muffled to understand.
Welcome to a new world of terror.
If Party is full[]
You'll have to boot someone to make room for this abomination.
Despair[]
Alone - G*** complains about Mondays to the empty car. Every day feels like a Monday. It slowly becomes transparent, then disappears. Fading into the Mondays from which it came.
In a Group - G*** is unhappy. It slowly takes off its head in front of everyone. Time skips and the group is now in a strange forest. THIS IS THE DAY THAT I HATE screams G***. THIS IS MONDAY!
Survived the Siege[]
The group wanders through the forest outside of this world for a short time. In a blink, they are back to where they were before being transported to that place.
That was terrifying!
If G*rf survived the siege - G*** still hates Mondays.
If G*rf didn't survive the siege - G*** is nowhere to be seen.
Special Abilities[]
When G*rf's morale dips too low, he will remove his cat head and declare today is Monday, the day he hates. This will then cause a unique Siege to occur. The Player will then need to survive 2 in-game hours, with an overwhelming amount of zombies, during night time, and in a small arena.
This event occurs every time G*rf's morale is critically low. He recovers Morale upon successful survival of the Siege â but he has a maximum morale bonus of â4, meaning his morale will never go above 2 and can go as far down as â4. Siege success is only a temporary reprieve from Monday.
If G*rf is alone when his morale is too low, he will instead fade away into the Mondays from which he came, resulting in a Game Over.
Quotes[]
- "I HATE MONDAYS BUT *muffled* HATE MYSELF"
- "*muffled sounds through fursuit head*"
- "*disturbing muffled guttural noises*"
- "*muffled* HRRRRRRRRRRRNG"
- "*muffled wounded groaning noises*"
- "*muffled* ... LOVE LASAGA [sic] ..."
- "I'M... UNHAPPY... JON"
- "... I FREAKING HATE [word that sounds like MONDAYS?] ..."
- "*muffled wheezing*"
- "*unintelligible grunts through fursuit*"
- "*strange muffled noises*"
- G*** picks out pieces of filth from the fursuit.
- G*** stares off into space.
- G*** starts sobbing.
- G*** strokes its fursuit.
Conversations[]
- G*** emits a terrible smell.
- G*** emits an indescribable smell.
- [Character 2]: -1 Morale
Epilogue[]
"I FREAKING HATE MONDAYS"
G*** continued to hate Mondays.
Trivia[]
- "I hate Mondays." is Garfield's signature catchphrase due to his lazy demeanor and hate of working. This is parodied to an extreme degree with G*rf.
- G*rf's appearance is based on the Garfield costume used in the webseries 'Lasagna Cat'.
- G*rf's existence is alluded to by a random NPC who can be found in trader camps, talking about a monster named "The G*rf".
- If you win with G*rf, you will earn the G*rfening cheevo.
- Despite Garfield being a male cat, a presumed mistake allows G*rf' to be female, causing Event texts to refer to him as "she" or "her".