G*rf is a recruitable Rare Character that is found while driving in a random Event. He is based on Garfield, an anthropomorphic orange tabby cat which is the main character of the popular comic series which has been running since 1978.
G*rf himself is a mascot in a Cat costume. When the party encounters him he is still and motionless, suddenly popping into life as they approach screaming how he "Hates Mondays!"
His name appears in-game as 'G***'.
The group is scavenging through a restaurant, finding nothing. [Character] discovers a deflated, filthy life-sized mascot character against one of the walls.
Suddenly, the mascot moves and screams:
I FREAKING HATE MONDAYS
[Character] almost passes out from surprise.
G*** says something but it's too muffled to understand.
Welcome to a new world of terror.
If Party is full
You'll have to boot someone to make room for this abomination.
When G*rf's morale dips too low he will remove his cat head and declare today is Monday, the day he hates. This will then cause a unique Siege to occur. The Player will then need to survive 2 in-game hours, with an overwhelming amount of zombies, during night time, and in a small arena.
This event occurs every time G*rf's morale is critically low. He recovers Morale upon successful survival of the Siege--but he has a maximum morale bonus of -4, meaning his morale will never go above 2 and can go as far down as -4. Siege success is only a temporary reprieve from Monday.
"I FREAKING HATE MONDAYS"
G*** continued to hate Mondays.
- "I hate Mondays." is Garfield's signature catchphrase due to his lazy demeanor and hate of working. This is parodied to an extreme degree with G*rf.
- G*rf's appearance is based on the Garfield costume used in the webseries 'Lasagna Cat'
- G*rf's existence is alluded to by a random NPC who can be found in trader camps, talking about a monster named "The G*rf".