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Below is a collection of Fortunes that the Wizard can present to the party if paid 1 Food for the service.

"You will encounter a mysterious clown, and then you will die a terrible death!"

"I see you finding a huge supply of food in the near future, after which you will make a mistake and die terrible death!" 

"You will find true love on the Death Road! Shortly after that you will die a terrible death!" 

"You won't make it to Canada, instead you will die a terrible death!" 

"You will refuse helping someone in need, and the fates will punish you by making you die a terrible death!" 

"You will reach Canada! I see it! Then you will die a terrible death!" 

"You will be succeeded by an army of super-intelligent dogs that make a new civilization. They will replace mankind. You won't see this because you will die a terrible death!" 

"The zombies get bored and quit. This happens long after you die a terrible death!" 

"Saying COOL IT gets your team in trouble, and you die a terrible death!" rbold 

"Your lucky numbers are 4 and 22! Also, you will die a terrible death!" 

"A mysterious stranger will cross your path and you both die a terrible death!" 

"The zombies all get replaced by werewolves and you die a terrible death!" 

"The Well of Wishes hides in the Crypt of Decay! You won't find it though, you'll die a terrible death!" 

"It will rain tomorrow. Or it won't. One of those two. You will die a terrible death!" 

"Mostly just seeing death in your future, sorry. You'll most likely die a terrible death!" 

"The prophesies speak of you! They state you will die a terrible death!" 

"You shall make it to Canada! It is foreseen! Just kidding, you'll die a terrible death!" 

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