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The Witch is a recruitable rare trader in Death Road to Canada. When encountered, she will be standing next to a cauldron full of poisonous stew. There will also be a black cat roaming the camp.

If a character tells her to "COOL IT" she will get agitated and throw them into her cauldron. This will cause their body to become a skeleton. The affected character has their Dexterity rise 1 level but will lose 2 morale and have their Max Vitality drops to 1 meaning any single bit of damage will kill them. If the character is an animal they will instead take 2 points of damage (non-lethal) and gain 2 morale and 1 Max Vitality.

When recruited as a party member, she will have 3 slots, and 2 of them are occupied by her Witch's Broom and her Uzi with 50 bullets. Her empty-handed attack is a claw. No stats are revealed upon recruitment, but she will always start with 5 Medical and 0 Attitude, Loyalty and Composure.

Encounter Text[]

Upon Encounter[]

You're disturbing this witch from doing witch activities.

YOU CAN BOTHER ME ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, I'M BUSY WITH MY WITCH ACTIVITIES!

[Character] tells her to COOL IT[]

If human: [Character] tells the witch trader to COOL IT. ALSO, NICE CAULDRON! NOT!
If animal: [Character] emits a big fart against the witch's cauldron.

The witch seizes [Name]. MAKE FUN OF THE WITCH'S BREW? GET THROWN IN THE WITCH'S STEW!!

The witch throws [Name] in the cauldron!

If character is human[]

[Name] - MAX HEALTH REDUCED TO 1

  • [Name] -2 Morale
  • [Name] +1 Dexterity
  • [Character] Wits and Attitude revealed

The group is forced to flee the trader camp!

If character is an animal[]

[Name] is completely engulfed in poisonous stew! Yum!

  • [Name] -2 Health (non-lethal)
  • [Name] +2 Morale
  • [Name] +1 Max Health
  • [Character] Wits and Attitude revealed

The group is forced to flee the trader camp!

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Screencap that proves that you don't die after asking about her cauldron

Ask about Cauldron (available only if under 5 Food)[]

[Name] asks the witch about her cauldron.

YOU CAN DRINK FROM IT IF YOU WANT! IT'S VERY POISONOUS.

Recruit Witch for 20 food[]

The group bribes the witch into joining the team!

CAN I BRING MY CAULDRON WITH ME?

Black Cat for 13 food[]

The group buys a BLACK CAT...

WELL, I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE HAVING A PET!

Witch's Broom for 5 food[]

The group buys a Witch's Broom!

THIS BROOM HAS BEEN INFUSED WITH THE POWER OF BLACK MAGIC, SO IT SWEEPS TWICE AS GOOD AS A NORMAL BROOM!

If there's a Charming character in the group[]

The witch gives [Name] a free Witch's Broom.

MAYBE YOU CAN BE A WITCH SOMEDAY! *CACKLING*

Once done[]

The witch cackles and then tells the group to go away.

Epilogue[]

"INTERFERE WITH THE WITCH'S FUN, GET SHOT BY THE WITCH'S GUN!"

Witch built a really cool gingerbread house.

Special Abilities[]

The witch's unarmed attack is claw which does more damage than standard attacks, similar to Cats.

Trivia[]

  • The Witch is one of the few occasions where the game does not give you the option to use a charged COOL IT!!!.
  • If you win with Witch you will earn the Witch's Brew cheevo.
  • Her two quotes "MAKE FUN OF THE WITCH'S BREW? GET THROWN IN THE WITCH'S STEW!!" & "INTERFERE WITH THE WITCH'S FUN, GET SHOT BY THE WITCH'S GUN!" have a rhyming scheme, this could possibly be a reference to Banjo-Kazooie; where the main antagonist, Gruntilda the Witch, talks with a rhyming scheme.
  • Despite being told "YOU CAN BOTHER ME ONCE AND ONLY ONCE, I'M BUSY WITH MY WITCH ACTIVITIES! " you can interact with her again (as long as you don't tell her to COOL IT!
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