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The Bar is a City looting location in Death Road to Canada. It is a one-room building with Bottles and Pool Cues strewn about and an unconscious human that may be resuscitated and brought out of the mission for rewards or recruitment. A Poolcue Spear may replace a regular pool cue, a set of weapons and corresponding ammo may spawn, and a Love Tester may be present for potential Morale gains or losses.

Passed Out

[Character] has seen this kind of thing before.

This person clearly drank too much soda judging from the bottles lying around.

Now he/she's in need of food to even out his/her blood sugar.

[If no food collected during current mission]: There might be some food in a nearby building...

  • [Character] revives using medical skills (Medical level 5 or greater)
  • Feed him/her 1 food (Must be collected in the same mission)
  • [Pet] revives him/her via face licking
  • Leave him alone
  • Poke him/her for 4 hours (No food collected)

[Character] revives using medical skills

[Character] makes a careful diagnosis, and then starts kicking [Rescuee] on the rump.

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Feed him/her 1 food

[Character] starts smooshing some food on [Rescuee]'s mouth as he/she sleeps.

-1 Food

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[Pet] revives him/her via face licking

[Character] starts licking [Rescuee]'s face as he/she sleeps.

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Poke him/her for 4 hours

[Character] pokes [Rescuee] to wake him/her up from sleep. It takes four consecutive hours of continuous poking.

Mission clock progresses 4 hours

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OK, I'm awake!

He/She says he/she'll follow you for awhile. Also that you should meet him/her outside of town, if you both make it.

NPC starts following the party

The Love Tester

It's an old fashioned Love Tester machine!

Will this reveal HIDDEN TRUTHS about [Character]?

[If pet]: This wasn't designed with [Character] in mind. Yet another example of human and more-or-less human favoritism.

  • Leave it for now
  • [Character]: Use Love Tester (not pet)

Use Love Tester

[Character]'s Love Tester rating: [Rating]

Positive Ratings

  • HUNKY STUD
  • ULTRA BABE
  • DATE HAVER
  • POWER WAIF
  • HANDSOME LAD
  • CASANOVA
  • CLEOPATRA

Negative Ratings

  • FART BUTT
  • ICEY WIENER
  • SMELLY JERK
  • DINGUS
  • COLD FISH
  • STINK DUDE
  • FUTURE SKELETON

Positive Rating (First two uses)

[Character] feels oddly flattered by this!

[Character]'s Morale +1

The Love Tester makes a terrible grinding noise. Something in it must have broken.

Negative Rating (All subsequent uses)

[Character's Morale < 1]:

[Composure level 5 or greater]: [Character] ignores his/her strong impulse to smash the machine.
[Character]'s Composure revealed

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[Otherwise]: [Character] smashes the machine until it stops working!
[Character]'s Composure revealed

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[Character's Morale < 0]

[Attitude level 5 or greater]: [Character] laughs this off, but a part of him/her dies this day.
[Character]'s Attitude revealed

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[Otherwise]: [Character] is infuriated by this humiliation!
[Character]'s Morale -1
[Character]'s Attitude revealed

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